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Lalaking nag-bomb joke sa MRT arestado

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Posted at Mar 23 01:04 PM

Kalaboso ang isang lalaki matapos umanong mag-bomb joke sa istasyon ng MRT sa Mandaluyong. Read more »

Davao airport passenger arrested for bomb joke

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Posted at Jan 30 11:00 PM

A passenger bound for Manila was arrested on Sunday evening for allegedly cracking a bomb joke while boarding a plane at Davao International Airport. Read more »

Lalaking nag-bomb joke sa bus tiklo, nahulihan ng droga

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Posted at Dec 28 01:56 PM

Arestado ang isang 22 anyos na lalaking si alyas "Palm" matapos umanong magbiro na mayroong bomba sa Barangay Binugao, Toril, Davao City noong Lunes. Read more »

Duterte jokes: My job now is to find beautiful women

Job Manahan, ABS-CBN News
Updated as of May 20 02:30 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte has joked again about what he is going to do once he steps down from office. Read more »

Isko on LGBT flak: 'Arrogant people will never understand street slang'

Katrina Domingo, ABS-CBN News
Posted at Apr 22 11:36 PM

Aksyon Demokratiko standard bearer Isko Moreno Domagoso on Friday defended his "free booking" joke in a sortie, which offended several members of the LGBT community. Read more »

Lalaking nagbirong magpapasabog huli sa Davao City

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Posted at Jan 31 02:27 PM

Arestado ang isang telecommunications technician sa Davao City matapos umanong magbirong pasasabugin ang isang granada sa checkpoint. Read more »

Duterte tells lawmakers in jest: I’ll give cue, you clap

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Posted at Jul 26 06:07 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte in jest told lawmakers on Monday to "clap your hands" when he gives the signal during his final State of the Nation Address.    Read more »

Stammering in SONA, Duterte jokingly blames teleprompter operator

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Posted at Jul 26 05:34 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte stammered at one point during his final State of the Nation Address, which he said was either his fault or that of the teleprompter operator.  Read more »

Cover Taal? Duterte wanted to 'lighten mood' with joke: spokesman

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Posted at Jul 05 03:52 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte wanted to "lighten the mood" when he joked he would cover Taal volcano, which erupted last week sending thousands of people to evacuation centers amid the COVID-19 pandemic, Malacañang said on Monday, following criticism of the leader's remark. Read more »

Lacson on Duterte's Taal joke: Making fun of deadly crater not funny

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Posted at Jul 02 01:24 PM

MANILA - A senator on Friday chided president Rodrigo Duterte for making light of the Taal volcano situation as hundreds of families evacuated following its phreatomagmatic explosion on Thursday.   Read more »

Duterte jokes he'll put cap on rumbling Taal's crater; says aid ready

Jamaine Punzalan, ABS-CBN News
Updated as of Jul 01 08:28 PM

As thousands of people started evacuating due to the restive Taal on Thursday, President Rodrigo Duterte joked he would place a cap on the volcano's crater, before he gave assurance that the government is ready to provide aid in any possible calamity.   Read more »

'Jet ski scam na naman 'yan': Trillanes twits Duterte remark on keeping ships in West PH Sea

Aleta Nieva Nishimori, ABS-CBN News
Updated as of May 15 02:31 PM

MANILA - Former Senator Antonio Trillanes IV on Saturday dismissed President Rodrigo Duterte’s latest statement that he will not withdraw Philippine ships from the West Philippine Sea as another “jet ski scam’. Read more »

'Jetskidding': Makabayan bloc slams Duterte over West PH Sea campaign 'joke'

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Posted at May 13 10:57 PM

After President Duterte backtracked from his 2016 election promise of riding the jet ski to the West Philippine Sea and plant a flag there as a statement against Beijing, House lawmakers from Makabayan bloc said the President was "jetskidding."  Read more »

'Joke joke lang din siya naging presidente natin' : Mangingisdang Pinoy, nadismaya sa sagot ni Duterte

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Updated as of May 12 09:26 PM

Masama ang loob ng mga mangingisda dahil hindi umano natupad ang sinabi ng pangulo noong 2016.  Read more »

Mad at Duterte West PH Sea jet ski quip, fisherman says President a 'joke'

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Updated as of May 12 12:27 PM

MANILA - A Filipino fisherman in Infanta, Pangasinan said Wednesday he took offense at President Rodrigo Duterte's recent clarification that his 2016 campaign statement of riding a jet ski and challenging Chinese incursions in the West Philippine Sea was just a joke. Read more »

Panelo: You'll know Duterte is joking when you use common sense

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Updated as of May 12 10:58 AM

"You will know when the President is joking by using one's common sense." Read more »

Duterte can't change, Palace says after CHR flags 'sexist, misogynistic' jokes

Jamaine Punzalan, ABS-CBN News
Posted at Nov 26 03:19 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte cannot change, Malacañang said Thursday, after the Commission on Human Rights warned that his recent "sexist and misogynistic" jokes are "forms of violence against women."  Read more »

Palace defends Duterte's sex jokes during disaster briefing

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Posted at Nov 16 10:58 PM

Rodrigo Duterte is being criticized for making off-color jokes during a calamity briefing. Read more »

Duterte wants to 'lighten mood' with womanizing jokes in typhoon briefing: spokesman

Jamaine Punzalan, ABS-CBN News
Posted at Nov 16 06:29 PM

President Rodrigo Duterte wanted to "lighten the mood" when he joked with his aides about sex and womanizing during a typhoon briefing in a calamity-battered Camarines Sur, his spokesman said Monday. Read more »

Duterte jests about womanizing in typhoon briefing; Robredo says focus on urgent matters

Jamaine Punzalan and Trishia Billones, ABS-CBN News
Updated as of Nov 16 10:39 AM

President Rodrigo Duterte and his aides joked about sex and womanizing in a post-typhoon briefing in calamity-hit Camarines Sur, prompting Vice President Leni Robredo to urge the government to focus its communication strategy on things that matter.   Read more »