Test your knowledge: How well do you understand the Sabah issue? 1

Test your knowledge: How well do you understand the Sabah issue?

Hot Manila - by Alan Robles

Posted at Mar 13 2013 06:18 PM | Updated as of Mar 14 2013 02:18 AM


Test your knowledge: How well do you understand the Sabah issue? 2

(1) Geographically, Sabah
a. is an island
b. is part of an island
c. belongs to us, basta!

(2) Sabah is located
a. at the bottom of the Philippine map
b. at the top of the Borneo map
c. at the bottom of the President's priorities

(3) Sabah has abundant natural resources and forests just waiting to be cut by Filipino logging dynasties
a. Yes
b. No
c. Yum

(4) Sabah is a rich and steady source of
a. trouble
b. refugees
c. more refugees

(5) "Cession payment" refers to
a. A rent or lease
b. A recurring fee inexplicably attached to an outright sale kuno
c. "Rent? What rent? Look! terrorists!"

(6) When heavily armed Muslims travel from Sabah to Mindanao, Malaysians call them
a. freedom fighters
b. Islamic rebels
c. Muslim separatists

(7) When the same heavily armed Muslims travel from Mindanao to Sabah, Malaysians call them
a. invaders
b. intruders
c. terrorists

(8) Sabah was originally the property of
a. The Sultan of Sulu
b. Walt Disney
c. God, therefore it belongs to the Vatican. Enforceable by Cannon Law

(9) Er, that's "Canon Law"
a. Who cares?
b. Life begins at conception!
c. No to the RH Law!

(10) The best group to send to Sabah is
a. Team Patay
b. Team Buhay
c. Team Tatay

(11) Wait, those last entries didn't even involve Sabah,. Who let these anti-RH trolls into this questionnaire?
a. Plant those tarpaulin posters in Sabah!
b. Life begins at conception!
c. No to the RH Law!

(12) One way the Philippines can solve the Sabah problem is to
a. drop the claim
b. drop Marines
c. drop a lot of election candidates (without parachutes)

(13) The Philippines should fight because it has heroic blood-thirsty fighters. They can be found
a. In the army
b. Among the Tausug
c. Behind computer monitors in certain newsdesks in Manila

(14) The Philippine president is not doing a good job dealing with Sabah unless he
a. Invades something
b. Bombs something
c. Destroys something

(15) If the Sultan of Sulu is to be called to account, the best punishment is
a. arrest
b. 50 push-ups
c. a lifetime ban from the PBA

(16) Which would NOT make a good name for a Philippine relief operation?
a. Operation Assist
b. Operation Brotherhood
c. Operation Danak ng Dugo

How to rate yourself: Pick any old answers you want, add them, mix them with a little water, eat the results and go back to yelling

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