Miriam has ‘put down’ lines, says she’s sick of CJ trial

by RG Cruz, ABS-CBN News

Posted at Mar 30 2012 05:25 PM | Updated as of Mar 31 2012 07:04 AM

Says Aguirre has no sex appeal
 

MANILA, Philippines - Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago said she is now sick of the impeachment trial of Chief Justice Renato Corona.

Santiago made the statement during the commencement exercises of the University of Rizal System at the Ynares Center in Antipolo City.

Santiago took a swipe at lawyer Vitaliano Aguirre, who drew Santiago's ire and was cited for indirect contempt after he covered his ears while she was speaking at the trial.

"Matagal ako nagkasakit dahil sa impeachment trial. Hindi ka ba magkakasakit sa kalokohang ginagawa sa impeachment trial? Mayroon pang isang matanda galit ako sa kaniya dahil wala siyang sex appeal. Lumapit lapit sa akin tapos tatakpan tenga binabastos niya ako sabi ko nanghahamon ka ba? Suntukin ko na sana!" she said.

Santiago reprised her famous "pick up lines" but with a different twist before the substantial portion of her message to the graduating batch of some 900 students.

'Put down lines'

Some of Santiago's quotable quotes in this speech are the following:

"Ito sasabihin mo sa mga taong ayaw mo marami ka masabi sa kanila maliban sa hamunin mo suntukan."

"Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi paggising ko ikaw una kong gustong patayin."

"Kapag naalala mo ang nagkagusto sayo noon para kang nasa roller coaster. Nakakasuka."

"Ang pagtingin mo sa kaaway parang panunuod sa magulong tv. Masarap patayin."

"Isa kang bachelor's degree. Tapos nako sayo!"

"In love, parang grades. May pasado, may bagsak, minsan incomplete."

"Kamusta ang lovelife? Just answer back ‘Katulad mo, pangit!’"

"Hoy, bakit ang sama mo makatingin? Ang sagot mo, ‘Eh bakit ikaw masama kang tignan.’”

"Anong tawag mo sa magbf na pangit ang lalake, maganda ang babae? Diskarte."

"Anong tawag pag babae ang pangit, gwapo lalake? Swerte."

"Anong tawag sa magbf pareho maganda mukha? Tinadhana."

"Anong tawag sa magbf na pareho pangit? Sumpa!"

"Sa panahon ngayon minsan gusto ko na sumuko sa love. Coconut oil na lang ang virgin.”

"Tanghali na lang ang tapat.”

"Bilihin na lang nagmamahal."

"Motolite na lang ang tumatagal.”

Santiago also gave advice on how to land a job after graduation.