Food crisis in the Philippines

By Gary C.

Posted at Aug 29 2008 01:47 PM | Updated as of Aug 30 2008 01:15 AM

Food crisis in the Philippines

The best solution to the food crises here was inspired by Charlton Heston's "Soylent Green". Gather all politicians-attorneys, and most doctors and priests and process them into nutritious granola like bars. This would feed the poor and eliminate those that are getting fat from corruption.

This would also save children in the poor Province areas from being eaten by their families restoring the dignity of the sacred dysfunctional family.

I am sure for a small fee (under the table of course) the PNP would round up all these people up and deliver them to the appropriate factories.

Once we get this perfected why not the US.

If you like I can give you the solution to the population explosion here too.
Gary C.