"Wolverine", "Exodus", "Terminator." All these operation plan names swirling around the Mindanao crisis are confusing. Which is which? Just how many oplans are there anyway? Thanks to our tireless research, we are now able to present all the plans we've been able to identify so far.
Oplan Terminator - the failed 2014 attempt to neutralize international terrorists located in Mindanao
Oplan Wolverine - the project to neutralize the same terrorists this January
Oplan Exodus - the attempt to rescue the men who conducted Oplan Wolverine
Oplan No Show - the President's undertaking vis-à -vis Villamor Air Base
Oplan Mitsuvisit - the President's alternative to Villamor Air Base
Oplan Mitsubwisit - propaganda strategy of president's haters
Oplan So What - Government's media initiative for dealing with growing voices of anger
Oplan Uh-Oh - Government's reassessment of "Oplan So What"
Oplan Cricket Noises - Government plan for replying to probing questions and criticism
Oplan Buhol - government effort to explain the chain of command
Oplan Let A Hundred Committees Bloom - Government's effort to investigate what happened in Mamasapano
Oplan BayadKo - a plan to overthrow the government put together by political leftovers, losers and wannabes who seriously believe they have the people behind them and keep wondering why nobody turns up at the People Power monument
Oplan Soldiers! Rise and March! - Manila media's program to solve the Mindanao problem. When mentioning this plan, person should be screaming at the top of his voice, taking care not to drip drool and spittle on the computer keyboard
Oplan Counterstrike - the PNP's top secret contingency retaliatory strategy for bringing the fight to the opponent - the AFP
Oplan Look Who's Talking - AFP's defense protocol for dealing with all-out attacks from the PNP
Oplan Ako Pogi - all the plans of all the country's politicians
Oplan Oportunista -all the plans of all the country's political spin doctors and flacks
Oplan Hooligan - strategy of the left to fight for the people by attacking the government and expressing love for the PNP, who the Left itself hates and attacks, but such is politics
Oplan Damasos y Mitsubishops - the usual cleric plot against the indios to restore power to the frailes and bring back the garrote
Oplan Laging Handa - sinister destab plot using the Boy Scouts
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